Generic Brand

Personally, I would look for some udder brand.

Mrs. O'Leary's Son

Don't have a cow, man.

Unmotivated Cows

Hi diddle doodle or whatever.

Vanity Branding

"Mlk" being short for "milk", not "Martin Luther King". Just to clear things up.

Magic Bean

An udder disgrace.

Cow Graffiti

Cow-related obscenities for your viewing pleasure today.

Higher Diddle Diddle

Where's the little dog laughing? He got ripped in this comic.

Vampire Cows

I'm really milking these Halloween jokes.

Cows in Elevators

Don't say I never taught you anything.

Mapquest

Hi diddle diddle.

Cows

I don't know, cow jokes are just so mainstream now...