Toothbrush Movie

Kids today.

Clown Manners

Today's moral: be polite.

100th Visitor

Hooray!

Percival Peach's Reign of Terror

A peachy new comic.

Bopped

It was bound to happen.

She's Leaving Home

Sock puppets are steadily catching up with Pacman and Santa Claus as far as subjects I repeatedly return to for no reason.

Mediocre Time

Today's burst of mediocrity.

Shower Dreams

More from opposite-ville.

Acorns

I don't know what this means.

Torso

Double trouble.

Egg Rebel

Have a great Easter, loyal readers!

Out of Toner

After receiving thousands of messages demanding to know where today's cartoon was (or... one), I finally decided to oblige. I whipped this out while waiting for something to print at Staples, if anyone's wondering about the inspiration.

Hangerz

I hope he isn't too hung up on this relationship.

Levitation

More sign humor.

Cross

Why is it only eyes?

Meet the Author

Some good advice.

Corn Identity

One for the movie buffs.

Coconut Milk

More trouble brewing...

Fingernail Race

This is what all sports are like to me.

Whirring

That would get annoying...

Jack-in-the-Box Phase

All work and no play makes Jack a dull toy.

Eating Signs

A Very Special Message from Vincent Alexander.

Scores

Ms. Pacman and the teacher look kind of similar, don't you think?

Headshot

More from the endless well of humor that is the Headless Horseman.

Typing Monkeys

Now you know.

Magician Surgery

Some magic for you today.

Energizer Bunny in Rehab

He found some new energizers.

Life Together

A tragic joke today.

Bubble Gum

There's nothing we can do to stop them. We're stuck.

TV Troubles (UPDATE)

QUICK - BEFORE ANYONE SEES! READ THIS CARTOON! THE CARTOON THEY COULDN'T STOP!

TV Troubles

Today's cartoon! Hope it's not a "turn-off".