Cannibal Sympathy

Didn't I just do a sympathy cards joke? Well, yer gettin' another one!

Mrs. Optimus Prime

Michael Bay's first relationship drama.

Lot's Wife Funeral

There's a Lot wrong with this.

Father Nose Hair

A nose is a nose is a nose.

Witch Sympathy

Witch card should she pick?

Young Einstein

Good thing time is relative, because he'll be grounded for weeks.

Restart Angry

Gigabyte guffaws.