Daylight Savings

He should keep his hands to himself. ("HANDS" - GET IT? I couldn't think of another joke, okay??)

Head Drama

Heading for disaster.

Jackson Pollock Bar Fight

A six-year-old could beat him up.

Hitler's Identity Crisis

That Hitler.

Graveyard for Sappy Couples

Get a mausoleum, guys!

Tootsie Roll Pop Bar

Maybe he should go ask Mr. Owl for some dating advice.

Teenage Santa Poetry

Hope you're all having a very merry Christmas. Here's a depressing cartoon to ruin it for ya!