Chicken Keys

Well, lads and lassies, I'm headed off to a family reunion in Pennsylvania for the weekend! I will see you all on the other side... much like this chicken here.

Milk Carton Man

Most of you will be "too cool" to repost this.

Mr. Ed in School

Yeah, but at least he never speaks unless he has something to say.

Parent-Torturer Conference

Personally, I think all conferences are torture.

Not a Robot

Phreakish phunnies.

Translated by Bing

I beg enjoy cartoon for you, yes.

Eden Fashions

Just don't go on an apple diet.

Cockroach Critic

You like roaches? Well, too bad, here's one anyway.

For the Ducks

A bit of whimsy for you today.

Cavity Piercing

The tooth hurts.

Sliced Bread Breakup

He's a crusty guy.

Bill Grogan's Goat vs. the Enterprise

This... might be a little obscure.

I go to all the trouble to make a cartoon that lines up with the new STAR TREK movie and I use it to reference a song from 1904. Ah, well, that's just the type of person I am.

Half-Mast Nose

Never forget.

Monstro's Wife

And a cricket.

The Sun at the Bar

He's really lit up.

Dog Art

Dog cliches.

Genie Rubdown

Time for a genie joke.

Polling Teeth

These teeth have teeth.

Airport in Hell

Flying south.

Pikachu Game Show

Full disclosure: I've never watched or played anything Pokemon-related ever.

Christmas Island

How'd you like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?

Banana Nose

His comedy stylings do have a peel.

Pollute Me

Planet pranks.

Donald Trump Cartoon

I think I nailed the lips, what do you think?

Mona Lisa's Boyfriend

And wipe that smirk off your face!

The Devil's Username

The wi-fi is terrible down there.

Face of a Killer

Face the facts.

John Hancock's School

Hope you had a great Independence Day, ya weirdos!