Cannibal Sympathy

Didn't I just do a sympathy cards joke? Well, yer gettin' another one!

Mrs. Optimus Prime

Michael Bay's first relationship drama.

Lot's Wife Funeral

There's a Lot wrong with this.

Father Nose Hair

A nose is a nose is a nose.

Witch Sympathy

Witch card should she pick?

Young Einstein

Good thing time is relative, because he'll be grounded for weeks.

Restart Angry

Gigabyte guffaws.

Cartoon Toes

The masses have begged me for a bunion joke, so I decided to cut them a break.

Microwave Girlfriend

I think she's got a handle on the situation.

Porcupine Wedding

He shouldn't have popped the question.

Hitler Shirt

Someone always comes along to ruin a trend.

Preschool Scandal

Yes, Blue is a girl.

Hop on Pope

If I Ran the Church.

Shallow Grave

Sorry about the long break. My dad has been in the hospital lately, so I've been unable to work on any cartoons. But he's out, and I'm back! Here's the long-awaited cartoon, and thanks for all the thoughts and prayers, everybody!