Cyber Bullfighting

He's really heating it up.

Witch Buffet

Hold the dribble.

Shampoo Army

Conditioned for war.

Tom Sawyer's Date

Literary larfs.

Banjo Knees

Someone call Susanna.

Giants Perfume

Fee Fi Fo Fragrance.

Circling Sun

It wasn't very bright of him to get in this situation.

The Notorious Plaidbeard

He'll show you the color of your insides.

Wimpy Knight

He'll be having dragon burgers soon.

Viking Netflix

Costume lifted from Hagar the Horrible.

Funny Proof

I know a few people with one of these.

Oxford Comma Death

He's comma-tose.

Mome Rath S&M

She's really outgrabing him.

Ear Hair Bands

A bit of grossness for you today.

Flagpole Teens

Star-spangled banter.

Ears Swissed

Sounds like a hole lot of fun.

Desert Nomad's Daughter

She's going to keep on seeing him.

How's My Circling

This one demands a closer look.

God's Wife

Let there be light drizzling.

The Cursor's Wife

He's right-clicking the wrong shelf.

Generic Brand

Personally, I would look for some udder brand.

Small Dog

Flea frolics.

Unicorn Comb-Over

Frankly, I don't see the point.

Irritated Mob

A mildly irritating cartoon for you.

Anorexic Clown

A depressing clown joke today.

J.J. Abrams Cartoon

He says as he zooms in for a closeup.

Two-Headed Question

When will I run out of two-headed jokes? (Answer: never)

Moat Morning

My kingdom for some coffee.

Purple People Eating

Tequila.

Flash Drive Dinner

Thumb drive comedy.