Daylight Savings

He should keep his hands to himself. ("HANDS" - GET IT? I couldn't think of another joke, okay??)

Head Drama

Heading for disaster.

Jackson Pollock Bar Fight

A six-year-old could beat him up.

Hitler's Identity Crisis

That Hitler.

Graveyard for Sappy Couples

Get a mausoleum, guys!

Tootsie Roll Pop Bar

Maybe he should go ask Mr. Owl for some dating advice.

Teenage Santa Poetry

Hope you're all having a very merry Christmas. Here's a depressing cartoon to ruin it for ya!

Wise Men Stalkers

A little bit of creepy for you on this fine Christmas Eve.

Blitzen's Wife

Quite a vixen there.

Social Justice Santa

'Tis the season for outrage.

Christmas Tree Lust

I'll bet this really needles her.

Santa's New Hobby

Why do I keep thinking of Easter jokes?

Heat Miser's Wife

Some like it hot... but some don't.

Rudolph the Movie Critic

"And if you ever saw it, you might even say it blows." - excerpt from Rudolph's review

Charlie the Ripper

The Island of Misfit Murderers.

Luke Skywalker's Date

Alright, all you STAR WARS freaks, I'm tossing you a bone.

Santa's Bad Mood

I guess he's got the Christmas blues.

Candy Cane Cheat

Looks like they were using tongue and everything. Gross.

Easter Bunny Boyfriend

Trouble in the Kringle household.

Santa in Court

Looks like Santa is going to jail. Christmas is cancelled.

Millennial Rudolph

I hope he at least got a red phone for tradition's sake.

Frostitute

A heartwarming Christmas comic from yours truly.

Santa's Eye Test

More Santa!

Wise Men on Instagram

'Tis the season to self-promote.

Hang the Stockings

Time to fill your stocking with another Christmas joke.

Checking Twice

That's one tall elf.

Rudolph's Brother

A foggy day in Christmas Town.

Frosty's Divorce

Their love melted away.

Mrs. Claus Haircut

Looks like it's that time of year to start up the Christmas comics.

Ebay Hare

Sounds like a cool TV tray.

Mouse Control

Gotta get a really weird one in there every so often.

Clock Bloopers

I'll bet the director is ticked.

Caveman Tech Dweebs

Don't upgrade. The iWheel 2 has glitches.

Syncing Ship

I know iPods are on the way out, but considering I've done about three comics about Mr. Ed, this is a pretty up-to-date reference.

Tony the Tiger Knock-Off

A grrreat blow.

The Death of Mark Zuckerberg

Be sure to give him a farewell poke.

Creepy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, you psychos!

Stressed Cloud

Kloud komedy.

Batman Brand

I'll let you guys decide you the culprit might be... Vicki Vale? Rachel Dawes?

World Ending?

Doom doubts.

Y Eyes

A cartoon miracle.

Captain Planet's Day Off

The power is YOURS.

Special Surprise

Be careful what you wish for.

Hickory Dickory Dock

Time for everyone's favorite type of joke: painful Mother Goose-related punnage.

Lucky Drunk

Magically delirious.

Stupid Boats

Time for another desert island joke.

Dragon Ear

He should be fired.

Pretentious Thing

I submit that this would make a better movie than the one they just made.

Potato Peel

Dwight is a subversive.

Cannibal Dinner

What is with my cannibal obsession, you ask? Better not to ask such questions.