Old Chicken Man

Chicken hilarity.

Two-Headed Breakup

Does he have two hearts to break?

Stalin Online

Puns are the opiate of the masses.

Mickey Sells Out

Maybe with that extra ear, it's easier to understand what Donald is saying.

Switched Caption

Feel free to guess, though.

Super Glue War

Those memories stick forever.

Tack School

Attack of a tack.

Baa Baa

Sad that the little boy who lives down the lane has to grow up in such a corrupt world.

Prehistoric Facebook

B.C.C. (Before Candy Crush)

Jack the Rip-Off

Imitation is the sincerest form of murder.

Forgetful Whoopee Cushions

He should've gone with a squirting carnation. Much more professional.

Free Life

He loses more souls that way.

Hipster Bulls

A bit of bull for you today.

Scooby-Doo's Night Life

Jeepers! It's the sleeper!

Unmotivated Boomerangs

The boomerangs are back in town.

Wolf's Wife

She'll be huffing and puffing about this one for weeks.

James Bond the Critic

Bonds have more fun.

Sponsored Sharks

There's nothing more deadly than product placement.

Emo Pizzas

That rare cartoon to make you both hungry and depressed at the same time.

Rice Krispie Christian

A religious one today.

Smokey's Motives

The bitter truth.

Tortoise Torture

No kindness enters his hard shell.

Nesquik Bunny's Kids

TRIVIA: This guy's name is "Quiky the Nesquik Bunny". Don't say I never taught ya anything.

Kangaroo Portal

I KNEW IT!

Lois Lane Jr.

Maybe it's Lois who needs the glasses.

Old Quasimodo

He's a Hunch Hipster.

Early for Dinner

This is why I'm always late for everything.

Peanut Family Reunion

Hope you had a great Independence Day with your family!

Sonny's Son

A sad one today.

Creature on Your Head

Some paranoia fuel to get you through your workday, folks!

Heavenly Spam

This would explain things.