Jesus Diving

At least He didn't turn it into wine, right?

Brother Warhead

If you think this family is dysfunctional, you should see the Sour Patch Kids.

The Birth of Fantastic

This joke also could've been done with Plastic Man, Elastigirl and Stretch Armstrong.

Reapers' Thanksgiving

Be thankful you're not dead!

Godzilla on Parade

Thanksgiving-related hijinks.

Stuffed Crust

A pizza joke today.

Face on Strike

Time to face the music, Ted.

Eye Crust Prospectors

I only have eye crust for you.

K and S

Just letter go.

The Demise of Mr. Peanut

Life has driven him nuts.

Invisible Peanuts

They might need to point out the exits twice.

Glass Slipper

A step in the right direction.

Chef Bay

Chicken Soup 3: Retribution.

Flea Nationalism

Flea follies.

Tape Dispenser

I think this might mean something, but I'm not sure what.

Witch Lips

I thought I used up all of my Halloween jokes in October, but alas.

That's My Tootsie Roll Pop

The world may never know of his hardship.

Dental Floss Date

MORAL: Don't floss.

Batman's Divorce Settlement

Vicki Vale is gonna clean up.

Mr. Foot

Socks for him.

Cartooning Error

Please stand by.

Quacking Sound

Greetings from Absurdville.

Red Sea Outtakes

Preview of the upcoming Christian Bale movie.

Pop-Up Pete

Please consider cleaning your Mac from junk.

Wire Hangers

She's really hung up on this.

I'm Not Dead

Funeral funnies.

Turning Trix

Silly rabbit…

Candy Cane Dad

A little early for Christmas, but…

Psychiatrist's Couch

Couch humor.

Pavlov's Brother

Well, with Halloween over, it's back to general nonsense for me.